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Something I Said-Handy Dandy Guide To Being Homeless

Something I Said
Handy Dandy Guide To Being Homeless
Dwight Hobbes
SouthSide Pride archives More and more it’s less the usual clients in homeless shelters — chronic ex-cons, shiftless drifters, drug dealers and such. Added to mix these days are legitimate folk, regular men and women — some may even have jobs — who lost their home because they just don’t pull down enough scratch to make ends meet. After all, it’s hard to pay even affordable rents (considering what passes for affordable) much less electricity, a phone (which is no longer a luxury) and, even if you supplement with charity pantries and soup kitchens, that little, indispensable thing called food. So, there they are, flat on their behinds in somebody’s facility. What they also are is in an environment they don’t know and one the veteran homeless know like the back of their hand, especially those who’ve opted to make it lifestyle, instead of place from which to eventually rejoin the world. And in the Twin Cities, where there’s practically as many shelters as there are Dunn Bros. coffee shops, it’s not impossible to make homelessness a way of life, moving from one place to another each time the allotted staying time runs out, revolving in the system until they return to the first place and go through the process all over again. And again. Folk who do this, to all intent and purpose living on the street, have developed the heartless cunning of sharks with a comparable, single-minded appetite for victims. Citizens who fall through society’s cracks and wind up in this world are, well, shark food. If you wind up in this predicament, it’d help to have a Handy Dandy Guide To Surviving In A Homeless Shelter. They don’t give you one at the front desk, though, along with toothpaste and fresh linen. So, I’ve drafted one, a rule of thumb checklist, that works (I know it does, because it’s how yours made it through the old Drake Hotel when it was shelter back in ‘92). 1) Mind your business. Don’t go around trying to make nice-nice and, for God’s sake (rather your own), never stick your nose in somebody else’s conversation. Not even innocently. The friends you’re trying to make likely can’t wait to gain your trust so they can fleece you of whatever you may have worth stealing. Inviting yourself into a conversation is an excellent way to embroil yourself in an argument with some malcontent dying for an excuse to cave someone’s face in. Yours will do just as well as anybody else’s. Note: if staff come around asking about some incident that took place, I don’t care if it happened right under your nose, you don’t know a thing. You think nobody like a tattle-tale back in grade school? Try it here and you’ll wake up in a hospital bed. If you’re lucky. 2) Hide your money and jewelry. For that matter, don’t wear any nicer clothing than necessary. You got a suede or leather jacket, leave it with a friend. You don’t got a friend, sell the damn thing at the pawn shop, because sure as you’re born, unless you sleep in it, someone is going to snatch it. They may wake you up with a knife at your throat and take it, anyway. If nobody knows you have money or jewelry, that considerably decreases – but doesn’t eliminate – the chances they’ll rob you of it. For crying out loud, never leave footwear laying around if you have put them under your pillow at night. Veterans are constantly wearing out shoe leather and will feel entitled to yours. 3) Resources. Find out where Sharing & Caring Hands is. It’s a food and clothing shelf, a clearinghouse for social services assistance and the best soup kitchen in Minneapolis. Folk get herded in like cattle, but it’s about getting help. And you’ll get it there (last I heard, there’s even free dental care). Find out where the other tramp camps are, too, places like The Salvation Army, Charity House and so on. You can probably get a list at Sharing & Caring Hands (better known as Mary Jo’s – as in the nationally profiled Mary Jo Copeland). 4) Communication. It’s common for shelters to provide telephone usage and, sometimes, access to voicemail. Use the phone to stay reasonably in touch with the world, ie any friends and family, but, importantly prospective employers. Yeah, I know, job-hunting is a joke with unemployment rising like hot air in a balloon, but if you don’t at least try the laugh, mirthless one, is on you 5) Get out. Fast as you can. It’s not easy, true. But, like somebody once said: the difficult we do first, the impossible takes a little longer. No matter how bleak your situation is, it’ll get worse each day you stay shelter-bound. If you have a job, look into renting a furnished room somewhere. If you don’t have a job, bust your butt looking for one. Permanent gig, temp job, whatever. You can’t find opportunity if you ain’t at least looking for it. So, that’s the skinny. Have the common sense God gave a goose and keep in mind that the best aid comes from helping yourself.
About the Author

Twin Cities Daily Planet articles archived at www.tcdailyplanet.net/profiles/dwight-hobbes. Dwight Hobbes has written for ESSENCE, Reader’s Digest, Washington Post, Minneapolis Star Tribune, St. Paul Pioneer Press, City Pages, Mpls/St. Paul, MN Law & Politics, Pulse of the Twin Cities, Twin Cities Daily Planet, Women & Word, San Diego Union-Tribune and Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder (where he contributes the commentary column Something I Said). He’s spoken his mind over National Public Radio, Minnesota Public Radio, Blog Talk Radio’s UNOBSTRUCTED and KMOJ in Minneapolis and St. Paul. Was regularly featured as guest commentator on NewsNight Minnesota (KTCA-Minneapolis/St. Paul) and Spectator (Minneapolis Television Network). His monthly column “Hobbes In The House” in MN Spokesman Recorder speaks to domestic abuse and rape. His plays are Shelter – produced at Mixed Blood Theatre by Pangea World Theater, Dues – produced by Mixed Blood Theatre, University of Southern Illinois in Point of Revue, selected for Bedlam Theatre’s 10-Minute Play Festival and published by Playscripts, Inc. You Can’t Always Sometimes Never Tell – produced by Theater Center Philadelphia, Long Island University, reading at The Kennedy Center and published in the anthology CENTER STAGE, In the Midst – produced by Long Island University, starring Samuel E. Wright. Hobbes spoke on the panel “Farewell To August Wilson” at the Guthrie Theater, broadcast on Conversations With Al McFarlane (KFAI, KMOJ). Singer-songwriter Dwight Hobbes recorded the single “Atlanta Children” (BeatBad Records) and gigged 10 years in the Long Island/NYC area, including The Other End, Kenny’s Castaways and My Fathers Place. He fronted the Boston blues band Midlight. In Minneapolis, Hobbes opened for David Daniels at First Street Entry, James Curry at Terminal Bar, sat in with Yohannes Tona, Alicia Wiley at Sol Testimony’s Soul Jam, The New Congress at Babalu, Willie Murphy at the Viking Bar and Wain McFarlane & Jahz at Lucille’s Kitchen. Dwight Hobbes still drops in at the occasional open mic around town. www.myspace.com/dwighthobbesmusic

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